Saturday, September 27, 2008

holy crap i am chomping at the bit

i can hardly even wait till next friday. i know everyone is so sick of sarah palin, but i just think she's a hoot and i cannot wait to see ol' blowhard biden wild out on her in some fashion. yay!
are you ready?

Friday, September 26, 2008

the cliffs notes were better

ugh. debate schmate.  buh-jorrrrrrrring!!!!! whoa.  how many circular references and non-statements can you make in what felt like four thousand hours?  apparently a buhzillion!!! 
oy vey.  
the local news recap was wayyyy easier on the old ears.  thanks editor people, we owe you one.  
i also like the paraphrasing, "in other words barack obama was saying. . ."
it was really helpful and clarifying.  

good lordicus, we're in a heap of shit.

exploring Port Richey, FL

So as you may know, since by now you've certainly looked at my 'wishlist,' I am planning big move to Port Richey, FL.  Turns out, well, you already know, you can get a real nice totally sweet 3 bdrm house with an in-ground pool for rull cheap.  Let's take a tour, shall we? One of my favorite new bits of info:  

keep me posted if you hear anymore awesome things about my new home town!

not sure if anyone has checked out my 'wishlist' yet but. . .

probably a good idea.  go to my 'about me' section and click on 'view my profile' and you'll see 'wishlist' under my name.  click it go ahead, you know you wanna, well, you at the very least, know I want you to.

Is anybody like totally

unhappy with how ugly john mccain's tie is right now, and also, um. . . is his suit jacket like three sizes too wide?  because it just makes me sad, it's like you Know you're gonna be in front of Everyone dude. . . look at your armpits in the mirror first! practice waving your arms around in front of others, get opinions! sheesh! this is not your beautiful suit!

favorites of the web today forealiously

i'm tired and have cramps, so nothing witty is gonna come from me today - probably just whining, waves of nausea, and many thanks that my bank is based in China, shew!


I'm taking a poll, do you think McCain is showing up tonight or not? what say you!

(also, what do you think of the green blog? additionally, would you say it's a little self important that i should think you care about the color of this blog? discuss.)

Thursday, September 25, 2008

one more thing before i call it a night

on my first glorious day of my new life as a blogger:

it's liza with a Z Not lisa with an S, don't get it twisted.

oh man

i Love that you all are to be called "followers" - makes me sound like a charismatic cult leader - i just hope i can do justice to my new role.

Uhhh. . .

Um, this might just trump Teen Miss South Carolina 2007's the Iraq, South Africa and like, Such As, speech.

Just wondering. . .

if Sarah Palin is ready to be the president, why she doesn't just go to the debate instead of McCain, should be fine, right? eh? you with me?

Spotted. . .

Lonely boy and Nate on Prospect Ave - together, winking & smiling as they passed by a gang of three unlikely older ladies (me, tiara & lori) late night stalking them along with a flock of underage prep school girls. Ever been jealous? Because now you have good reason to be. . .

you know you love me

Gossip Girl

Okay, so let me get this straight. . .

With my limited income - limited enough that I cannot afford healthcare and have been uninsured for nearly a decade, and additionally, despite working six days a week for Years, have never been able to save because every red cent I earn goes directly towards basic living necessities ie; rent, food, utilities - I am paying taxes that are going towards bail outs of private companies that set themselves up for disaster by insuring bad debts, getting involved in what would normally be highly illegal pyramid schemes, etc. So like, for example - the 89 billion dollars that AIG is getting from the federal government is actually a purchase of a 5.3 TRILLION dollar debt - and if everyone who was owed that money came to collect on it - I, along with all of you, would be paying for it (we're already paying for the initial 89 billion dollar part.) Do I have that straight? Just checking, because last time I looked I (along with countless others) have a slipped disc and a torn/scar tissued MCL and need two surgeries, so I just want to be abundantly Crystal clear that that is indeed what is happening.

The way I figure, the only way to fix an economy is if your viable workforce isn't physically broken with no hope of repair - for fear of insurmountable costs and life long debt. . .
Call me crazy, but I imagine I'd be a lot more productive if it didn't hurt to work and I wasn't scared of the expense of fixing myself.

How come when companies are earning huge profits I don't get a percentage of the return, but when they're in debt I am paying for it?
So now that we've usurped this 5.3 trillion debt and we all own Fannie Mae & Freddie Mac, are we gonna reap the profits?
I kinda doubt it. Kinda.

(although i have Always wondered where the change that mysteriously appears under my couch cushions comes from. . . maybe big business Has been looking after me all these years)

Nothing says "I Love You" like voting 'YES' on DOMA

Thanks Joe Biden!

you're awesome.
while you're at it, my friend Tom suggests you implement a strict DOCBA (defense of cheese burger act) that federally bans the use of any cheese other than American or Cheddar on cheeseburgers - that means No Gorganzola and No Blue cheese! NIMBY! Keep your stinky cheeses off our burgers!

Any more useless filler legislation anyone can think of passing?


1st post!

Okay people,
I made this blog because I am pretty certain you all are tired of me relentlessly posting every thought that pops into my head on myspace, facebook, etc. First off I am going to post all my most recent thoughts, and see what anyone has to say on response. Cursesdangit! i love a good response. So here goes. (you know what else is awesome? built-in spell check!)