Nothing says "I Love You" like voting 'YES' on DOMA

Thanks Joe Biden!

you're awesome.
while you're at it, my friend Tom suggests you implement a strict DOCBA (defense of cheese burger act) that federally bans the use of any cheese other than American or Cheddar on cheeseburgers - that means No Gorganzola and No Blue cheese! NIMBY! Keep your stinky cheeses off our burgers!

Any more useless filler legislation anyone can think of passing?

Anyone?